Did Al Gore get elected President after all? Cuz everywhere Al goes, it snows – and I see Washington is covered in the stuff!
They say a bunch of bureaucrats got the day off. Let’s hope the blizzard keeps up – the longer those dodos stay off the “job,” the better off we’ll be!
I’m surprised the [...]
I’m madder than Helen Keller at a silent movie!
Now everybody’s laughing at Sarah Palin because when she gave a speech, she wrote some words on her hand.
That’s pretty rich, coming from people who worship the Teleprompter Kid!
At least Sarah Palin wrote her words the old fashioned American way, with a Magic Marker. She doesn’t need [...]
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!
All day long I have to hear about “gays, gays, gays!” Now we’re back on the “don’t ask, don’t tell” thing. I’m sick of it.
Even army guys are coming out saying get rid of the rule. OK, fine. They know better, I guess. But in [...]
I’m madder than a hippie with a busted hookah!
So I hear a bunch of A-rabs are tearing down another statue of some guy named “Hussein”!
America’s commie pinko traitors just had a hell of a bad week, and it’s just getting worse!
I’m madder than a polar bear in a sauna bath! So now it turns out that “global warming” thing is a bigger scam than we thought.
Right about now, Ted Kennedy’s in hell, and he’s madder than Michael J. Fox playing freeze tag!
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THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE ORIGINAL lone crusader to pave the rainforests, put back the Berlin wall, stick Sarah Palin on the Supreme Court, invade Argentina, and blame global warming on hippie b.o....
That's me, Ed Anger.
Before Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity -- back when Ann Coulter
was just some skinny Cornell Deadhead -- I was telling America off in the
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I criticize Communists, women, fat kids, lie-berals, gays, the French,
vegetarians and Latino immigrants -- and that's just for starters!
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